natural selection

the theme of the day is natural selection. apparently new york city lawmakers are considering passing a law that bans people from crossing streets while plugging their ears with headphones. clicky just when you thought natural selection was back to take care of its dirty business. what are they going to ban next? those fuzzy hoods that act like blinders to obscure vision? fat people from crossing the street? are we going to have to all cross the street at the same pace? if the city really wants money, it should be collecting on the fines that are already in place: fines for drivers who run red lights (this happens at every single crosswalk, at every single light), for speeding, for taxis that park at bus stops, for pedestrians that jaywalk or cross the street after the stop signal appears. stupid will always do as stupid is. looking both ways before stepping out onto the street is something every kid learns once he starts walking. let natural selection do its job!

more thoughts on natural selection:
natural selection is disrupted by the ratio of women(no not womyn):men being >1. as long as there are more women than men, and presuming that an equal percentage of men and women want to breed, there will always be enough wombs to accept loser sperm.
1-considering that i find most women petty, illogical, and useless anyway, we should let them die of skin cancer (due to excessive tanning), obesity, lung cancer (due to smoking), depression that cannot be clinically diagnosed, the list continues. all scientific research of this nature should cease immediately. in addition, any woman requiring a >3 karat diamond engagement ring, displaying excessive pettiness, or lacking a degree of logic (adjustable yearly by the government, aka Big Brother) should be shot on sight.
2-this will bring the ratio to <1. following which the surviving men (the rest will have died due to those indulgences for which we no longer treat) will have to compete for the remaining women. men found prancing around in speedos will be summarily rejected for better mates and have to learn to put it into sheep for the rest of their days. men who fail to submit timely child support payment will not get second chances in another womb.

"it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it"