assfat
that's right, my ass is expanding so fast it hurts. i can feel the skin stretching and the caudal end painfully squelches out when i sit on it. i can sense this unhealthy wedge of fat between my legs and ass. i don't know want to know what it looks like. i feel sorry for women whose stretch marks or multiple levels of "ass-chin" show through their pants. it is high time to go to the gym.
posted by Sharkmeat at 8/10/2005 11:42:00 AM
13 Comments:
Pretty soon your ass will get there way after you. LOL!
10/8/05 11:57
that's right, i have lost any muscular and dermal retention, so my ass just lays like a pathetlic lump 20 feet behind where my legs are
10/8/05 11:59
you better work
work it girl
do your thing on the
treadmill. tigthen up those glutes. do you feel the burn?
10/8/05 11:59
pig ass might be tasty, but porky asses are not
10/8/05 12:01
pork rhine anyone?
10/8/05 12:02
are you serious?
Your ass is the size of ONE of my cheeks!
10/8/05 12:04
whatever miss "i need to gain weight to fit in my wedding dress!"
10/8/05 12:05
sharkmeat's a toothpick with an olive on it.
10/8/05 12:07
Listen a donut a day is more than worth the ass dimples for me! hahaha!!
And you are a toothpick with an olive on it.
And what a large olive to house that mighty brain of yours!
10/8/05 12:09
my ass houses my brain? for sure that is squelchy too
10/8/05 12:11
eventually that what happens, y do u think people have cottage cheese on their thighs
10/8/05 12:12
The cottage cheese is actually brain? ewwww
15/8/05 09:51
*hate*
okay... *love/hate*
gain weight you skinny bum.
<3
15/8/05 18:44
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